michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
mrhadmatter: wolfintestine: lets wear tight underwear and rub bulges (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ you mean grind? (｀・ω・´)”
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
gooutfighting: don’t you hate it when your dick gets caught in the microwave
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.